Tuesday, May 6, 2008

The Holy Bible


It reads as follows:

Warning: This is a work of fiction. Do NOT take it literally.

Content Advisory: Contains verses descriptive or advocating suicide, incest, bestiality, sadomasochism, sexual activity in violent context, murder, morbid violence. use of drugs or alcohol, voyeurism, revenge, undermining of authority figures, lawlessness and human right violations and atrocities.

Exposure Warning: Exposure to contest for extended periods of time or during formative years in children may cause delusions, hallucinations, decreased cognitive and objective reasoning abilities and, in extreme cases, pathological disorders, hatred, bigotry and violence, including, but not limited to fanaticism, murder, and genocide.

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